despairslolita

yes, it's time again. for a boring rant. 
you know what i hate? old people. they're fucking everywhere where i live. It's like every day is a fight for your life... I'm just minding my own business... walking down the street, come to a pedestrian crossing. follow the road rules and look both ways. it's clear. so i begin to walk across... then this old fucker comes out of nowhere and nearly runs me over! it's like they can do only 2 speed limits... 30kmph and 80kmph... and they don't know when to do eithe of them. Another thing that grinds my gears... when I'm in the supermarket... just doing a little shop of whatever.... I go down an isle... trying to find something... then there's this old bitch infront of me.... going as slow as fuckig possible and is in the middle of the fucking isle... so I can't get past them... and by the time I back track and go all the way around they've reached near the end and my efforts were for nothing... and if that's not the worst. they spot someone they know and decide to have a legnthy conversation in the middle of the isle... so you know you're fucked... honestly, it should be compulsary for old people to get a trolley licence also.... but on licences... what is infuriating is when you're driving along and some old cunt comes out of nowhere... using no indicators whatsoever and crams infront of you.... motherfucker.. and then continues to go 30kmph.... then swerves out down another street using no indicators... and seriously... i suffer road rage.... i'll be honest... I fucking scream and flick people the one finger salute all the time... it just fucks me off when people don't indicate... infact, i'm getting road rage just thinking about it.... 

ANOTHER THING that fucks me off... as soon as people see a picture of me online or whatever, and i happen to be waring a corsette or whatever... they notice my large breasts... yes, i know i have them, whatever.. but their whole attitue changes and you figure how fucking shallow they really are. wankers...

So my good friend Nana came to stay with me for a few days from japan. mean eh? Well now she's gone and i'm sad. damn, But hay, I got her fuck drunk. It was awesome! but i'm still sad because I LAVE her.... and now my step sister gemma is gone back to christchurch. double sadness now? yes... indeed.

ok, so i was driving around pram about a week ago, and we went down lo mazengarb park like we usually do. so me and ash go and sit down on the sesaw. and this guy was going down the flying fox and snapped it n ear the end, so i jumped off the sesaw and started running over to see if this guy is ok. and as i'm coming his wife starts screaming "SOMEBODY CALL 111!" reall like panicky. so i had to call the ambulance and they didin't know where mazengarb park was... so we had to go out and meet the ambulance and bring them to the man still on the ground. we decided not to crowd around him because all these rearded children came over and like crouded around him.... so we just went on the swings etc... and then the poliece came, so i was like "oooookkkkayyy" and so we hear something passing over our heads, and we look up, there's the wespac trust helecopter. like no fucking way man!! and so it comes and lands inbetween these two trees.. the pilot of that is fucking amazing!! and so the guy is strapped up nd gets flown away. so that was quite eventful. I'm just thankful i was there because no none had a cellp[hone... and with the guy laning on his back, can't take any chances with that eh. I just hope he's ok. 

what should i say? I can't think of much i have to admit.. So I will just have to talk about how the week has been going so far.... Not that i'm going to start n a particular date... Recently i had to say goodbye to my wonderful boyfriend joseph. I use the term "wonderful" losely. Not that he's a dick, more that seeing as i'm his first girlfriend, he has no idea what to say and do. Which i have to admit is cute in some ways, and annoying as in others. So i saw him off at the ferry terminal at about 2am sunday morning. So, of course, I was a litle upset. so just as he's about to jump into his van and drive onto the boat, he hugs me really tight and says "goodbye jessie".... what the fuck man? who fucking says that? "goodbye jessie" way to just state it plainly that we'd probably never see each other again, and if we did there would be nothing between us. I mean i'm not deluding myself in thinking that there is going to be anything between us later... it's just he didin't have to say it... asshole... 
right. so after that lousy goodbye my good friend takes me to the shot bar in paraparaumu.... which, dear lord.... is something i have never experienced before then, and hope not to do so again... it was fulled to the brim of pram scum... and as much as i loathe the human race, pram scum is something else... there was like 15 -25 year old girls dancing in fucking clothes that looked like they had been half torn off their bodys.... the dance floor was a corner with the shittist DJ ever.... there were old women trying to pick up any man. old men looking at the 15 year old skanks.... 18-19 yearold boys who looked like they had been hit in the face with a shovel, and quite seriously, looked as if they couldin't string two words together... let alone hold and intellegent conversation with anyone... dear lord... and seriously to top it all off, when i ask for a johnny walker.... they don't fucking have any!! Who the hell doesin't have johnny walker.... or any whisky for that matter.... you're a bar for FUCKS sake!!! But then again what do I expect in pram. I mean all the people drink here are chicks with their liquidised candy with as much alcohol that can be shoved into a drink and still taste like liquid cat shit, as to get them so drunk they'll open their legs to anyone... and boys with their "i'm so hard core  i drink beer raaaaaaaawww" bullshit you are so poor you can only afford ranfurly... or better yet reineck.... then go outside and challenge the weakist looking man to a fight... fuck their dicks are so unfathomably long right now i can't even comprehend it.... I  hate pram... then you would as "but whyyyy don't you move away you emoh goffick boooogen who listnz tew hard rochk?" yeah, i'm already on it... though my university doesn't start 'till mid april so i'm stuck in this shithole i call a town... 

Eat my piss.